Stories


 
 

Burglar Alarm

Wednesday December 14th 1999

Recently I've been using a new test dial-up network and have had totally unlimited access. The network has been great and I've been able to dial up and stay connected for 3 - 4 days straight. I'm also running a ftp server of my home PC, and yesterday I was recording a CD and ftping the files home while I was at work - kinda handy.

Anyway, about 6.30pm my connection dropped dead. So I dialled the line the modem is on and got a ring, which meant the burglars hadn't stolen the modem yet. Next I dialled my flatmates number to check the answering machine. It rang off, so I decided it was time to go home and check what was up. Half way home, stuck in unusually bad traffic I noticed a column of smoke in the direction of my block...

I started thinking about what this meant...
I had no insurance...
I'd have to call my flatmate (presently in India where his mother is very ill) and tell him the house was burnt...
Had I left the iron on...?

A road I usually took was closed. The traffic the other way was very very slow. So slow slow.

At the end of that road I saw the fire engines, the electrical substation was on fire. So I drove another 50 meters, parked the car and walked down to The Sushi Train.




Attempted Ripoff

Saturday November 13th 1999

I was in the market for a new HDD and video card recently, so on Friday I compiled my usual list of quotations. I picked the cheapest guy who was open on weekends, and headed for his store. When I got there, it was "it's on it's way here now..." and "how much did I quote you for the HDD?"

I hate that.

"$290?" I stabbed.

"Ok."

grrrr. So while the delivery arrived in the car park I wandered over to the hole-in-the-wall to get my cash, and remembered... I uploaded the quote list before I left work on Friday... it was still live. So I walked back into his store and said, "do you have a net connection I can borrow for a couple of minutes?" He had one dialled up and ready to go, so I type the full address straight into netscape (it's great to have a short url) and up pops excel with the full price list.

$260.

Sweeeet.




Jamie Zawinski

Saturday November 14th 1998

I ran across a definition of "easter eggs" the other day, and I thought I'd look into some of them. I found a site on netscape easter eggs and went to about:jwz (netscape only) and read all about Jamie Zawinski, Netscape's 20th employee. He's got a really remarkable web site, full of stores that could have come out of he died with a felafel in his hand and even gossip about MS vs DoJ.

So?

Well, it was inspirational, and I recommend it.
(Zawinksi for IE users)




HONDA

Thursday October 22 1998

I took David's advice and took my car to the Honda dealer for a service, and service I got!

Not just the exceedingly polite doorman taking my keys, or the gorgeous half-japanese receptionist, you could feel the way these people felt about their work. Nobody there was simply working, they were each craftsmen striving to perfect their craft. A serenity and determination to perform that struck me as uniquely Japanese.




MOTHS

Thursday October 22 1998
There seems to be moths all over the place in Sydney at the moment (did it really have to be a Jewish name?). A couple of days ago they were little ones flitting all about the place, just big enough to fit up your nose. Then today, I came home and found hundreds of big ones flying around in the bathroom. I decided to leave them alone - I opened the door and switched on the outside light to encourage them outside.

An hour later I came back to the bathroom and switched the light on. Suddenly theres bats flying straight at my face, screaming as they come.

Next time I'll just use poison